I want to be a Gimmie Your Stuff ambassador.
Even though it seems overpopulated with my fellow countrymen, I would like to be a part of it.
I can send you stuff from one of the most dangerous parts of America to live in--a decaying urban sprawl, formerly steel-city created by immagrants in the early 1900's! But seriously, I can send food, clothing, music, candy, and other assorted things that are mostly original to my area of America.
Heck...I'd even swap with somebody else from America since Ohio seems to have nothing that the rest of the country has.